The A -B- C of hooman ownership

As demonstrated by the Wendy: [Wendy is an expert at elegant two legged ownership with very minimal effort!]

Please note: The eyes. A mix of sadness, love, contentment and mystery. Pure genius I tell you, pure genius.
I have tried this and it get me taken to the vet. But she pulls it off with panache.


A.....................ALWAYS sit as close to your target hooman as possible. Almost under them while your paws are over them. Try it.  not so easy, my friends, it takes a pro to pull it off.

B.....................BLISS OUT in the moment. Hoomans love to feel that important.

C.....................CLAIM the hooman and the moment as YOURS and let nothing stand in the way.Anyone even looking your way should feel like the unwelcomed intruder.

And getting your belly rubbed, is just gravy, but gravy is always welcomed!

Dang that girl is good. She is a fantastic practitioner of HOOMAN OWNERSHIP.

I bow the the master.

'vie