Friday, January 30, 2009
staking CLAIM
When you are the youngest of three, invariably you have to face the hierarchy of age, seniority and other territorial imperatives. Bottom line... all the good spots are claimed and you are left to park your tush in uncharted territory.
Moi, mon tush will not settle for anything without a soft cushy feel. It is the Bichon curse. We are bred for upholstery. We are bred for laps, comfort, high end fabrics... you know, silks and such. It is a curse in this polyethylene derivative world. It took me a long time to find "my own place" in my household.
JD, aka Mr Lookout claimed the best look out spot in the house.
While he occasionally shares lookout point, it is his and he makes no concession.
Wendy. Ehmm. My Wendy is forever weaving in and out of table and chair legs. She has claimed the forest of legs. That is where she feels safe. Under tables, under chairs, under things...
Chin on the floor, she is the silent watcher...
Never mind what goes on outside, it is the stuff inside that interests her, BUT only from a safe distance. She will share her spot, but not for long.
Me, I am mix it up kind of girl. I like to be the focal point of the household. I think of myself as the "silicone" spray that facilitates all interactions in the house. I travel freely between chair legs, look out point and anywhere else I like, but, if I have to choose, or actually if I had to stake my claim, they the choice would be easy.... The silky stripy chair with the big pink pillow....
It is silk. It is colorful, it is in the middle of everything. IT is MINE.
Now you do understand that all bets are off if a lap is available, right?
sign me
territorial
'vie
Thursday, January 29, 2009
FLUNKING fostering ...
When White Cottage gets too full, TBFR places dogs waiting to be adopted with qualified foster families. Ferguson went to a foster family. Last I heard he was doing well, they were doing well, then bam.... momma repeated "Ferguson's family flunked fostering." Ohhhh, my little heart sank into my toes. Flunking is a major failure. I immediately worried about Ferguson. I looked at momma's face for clues.
She was smiling. Odd. She was laughing... Odder... She clapped her hands...oddest.
You 2 leggeds are just awful to figure out. SOOOOO what is happening to Ferguson???
I was yapping that over and over and over at momma. But of course... she told me to hush and then she finished her conversation with auntie Robin. Me? I was going positively out of my ever loving curly white headed mind.
As soon as she hung up the phone, momma told the daddy that Ferguson's foster family
flunked. More smiles, more winks... thank God the daddy asked, "So, now that they have flunked, with Ferguson that makes how many???"
Wait. What???? These people are repeated failures?????
Then momma to daddy, "Maybe we should foster that way we can flunk and I can get another Bichon!"
HOLD IT. Stop. When a family flunks foster they adopt???? So flunking is GOOD??
So... Ferguson is in his forever home?
I GIVE UP! My puppy heart cannot take it. You 2 leggeds exhaust me. Can't you be more straight forward?????
'OY
sign me
ferklempt 'vie
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
My thought of the DAY
Monday, January 26, 2009
PET FOOD RECALL or here we go again....
:) neither are my apples!!!
Pet Food Recall
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) continues to investigate potential Salmonella contamination of peanut butter and paste made at the Blakely, Georgia facility of Peanut Corporation of American (PCA), and is informing pet owners that the recall also includes some pet food products.
Many companies that received peanut butter or peanut paste from PCA have in turn issued recalls.
Information current as of 11 AM January 26, 2009
Note: This list includes food products subject to recall in the United States since January 2009 related to peanut butter and peanut paste recalled by Peanut Corporation of America.
List of recalls for Pet Food Peanut Paste Products from Brand:
Peanut Corporation of America or Parnell's Pride
Category: Pet Food Peanut Paste
Brand Name: Peanut Corporation of America or Parnell's Pride
Product Description: Pet Food Paste
Recalling Firm: Peanut Corporation of America
Size: 35 lb
Lot Numbers: 8183 to 8366, 9001 to 9016
Stock Numbers: 561000 Product Code: Label:
Thee are also recalls for:
Pet Food Products from Brand Grreat Choice
Category: Pet Food
Brand Name: Grreat Choice
Product Description: Extra Large Assorted, Large Assorted,
Recalling Firm: Petsmart
Size: 8 lb.
Product Code: 73725700779, 73725700638
Category: Pet Food
Brand Name: Grreat Choice
Product Description: Peanut Butter
Recalling Firm: Petsmart
Size: 4 lb.
Lot Numbers:
Stock Numbers:
Product Code: 73725700766
Label:
Category: Pet Food
Brand Name: Grreat Choice
Product Description: Small Assorted
Recalling Firm: Petsmart
Size: 32 oz.
Lot Numbers:
Stock Numbers:
Product Code: 73725702900 Label:
Category: Pet Food
Brand Name: Grreat Choice
Product Description: Small/Medium Assorted
Recalling Firm: Petsmart
Size: 10 lb.
Lot Numbers:
Stock Numbers:
Product Code: 73725702755
Label:
Category: Pet Food
Brand Name: Grreat Choice
Product Description: Small/Medium Assorted
Recalling Firm: Petsmart
Size: 4 lb.
Lot Numbers:
Stock Numbers:
Product Code: 73725700601
Label:
Category: Pet Food
Brand Name: Grreat Choice
Product Description: Small/Medium Assorted
Recalling Firm: Petsmart
Size: 8 lb.
Lot Numbers:
Stock Numbers:
Product Code: 73725700605
Label:
http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm
which includes a separate category of pet food product recalls
http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm#PetFood.
Other Recalls include:
# Brand 'Avanza Supermarket' Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# Econofoods (Excluding Wisconsin stores in Sturgeon Bay, Clintonville, Marquette, Holton and Iron Mou' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# 'Family Fresh Market' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# Family Thrift Center - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# 'Food Bonanza' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# 'Happy Tails ' Multi-Flavored Dog Biscuits
# Brand 'Pick'n Save (Ohio stores in Van Wert and Ironton only)' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# 'Prairie Market' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# 'Shoppers Valu ' -Multi-Flavored Dog Biscuits
# 'SunMart Foods' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
# 'Wholesale Food Outlet' - Puppy Chow snack mix (All sell-by dates)
http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm
which includes a separate category of pet food product recalls http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm#PetFood.
As the investigation continues and new information becomes available, FDA will update its list of recalled products.
In addition, FDA is reminding consumers of steps they can take to help prevent foodborne illness, including Salmonella-related illness, when handling pet foods and treats. These include hand washing with hot water and soap before and after handling pet foods and treats and washing pet food bowls and utensils after each use.
For more steps to prevent foodborne illness from pet food products, go to http://www.fda.gov/cvm/CVM_Updates/foodbornetips.htm
Salmonella is an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Healthy persons infected with Salmonella often experience fever, diarrhea (which may be bloody), nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain. In rare circumstances, infection with Salmonella can result in the organism getting into the bloodstream and producing more severe illnesses such as arterial infections (i.e., infected aneurysms), endocarditis and arthritis.
Pets with Salmonella infections may be lethargic and have diarrhea or bloody diarrhea, fever, and vomiting. Some pets will have only decreased appetite, fever and abdominal pain. Well animals can be carriers and infect other animals or humans. If your pet has consumed the recalled product and has these symptoms, please contact your veterinarian.
The FDA has not received any reports of illness associated with the pet food products.
For additional information related to this Salmonella outbreak, please see http://www.fda.gov/oc/opacom/hottopics/Salmonellatyph.html
Sunday, January 25, 2009
I AM SOOOOOOO mad!!!
I saw momma's stitches today and I am MAD MAD MAD and I showed everyone how angry I am by killing the rope toy. First of all, why stitches? Who broke her?? I want names! Second, just a couple of words to the 2legged that sewed up my momma! You bad bad man! Are you color blind? Even I know you are supposed to use matching thread! When momma fixed Effie and Peggy Piggy she used pink thread cause they are PINK. When she fixed Brownie she used brown thread 'cause he is brown! What is wrong with you? You used BLUE! My momma is NOT blue. Does she look like a SMURF to you? And no, being short does NOT make you a SMURF!!! And your stitching is NOT neat and clean like momma's. You are a BAD stitcher! Someone needs to take away your needle. Momma told me it is OK. She says she is healing and feeling better and she even went with us to see Vera Wang at Carelot, but Vera was not there. But I am still mad. If I get my opportunity, the cutter and the stitcher will both be in need of stitches and I am going to make sure they use icky colors threads on both of you!
Nobody messes with my momma
'vie
Saturday, January 24, 2009
WHAT ifs , ands, or BUTTS
This whole experience has me thinking. It is amazing how much impact your 2 legged's life style has on your life. It is even more amazing how "random" that paring is.
While I am absolutely madly in love with my family, I have to wonder how different my life would have been had I been adopted by a different set of 2 leggeds.
In the end, the ultimate measure of the relationship must focus on the bond between you and your human and everything else must be secondary. BUT. Really can you see me in a household of non cooks? Or in a household of non shoppers? Brrrr.
Why is it that there is no service out there like E Harmony to pair up 2 and 4 leggeds? Auntie Robin do you use some sort of tool to figure out your matches? I am thrilled with my family, but I was wondering how you do it. This healing hiatus aside, I love my family. I LOVE all the goings on in our home. This quietness really made me realize how much I love the organized chaos that is our lives.
So, momma, down your meds, wrap those bandages, get on with healing already 'cause I am itching to go out and party.
purrrrrrfectly matched
'vie
Friday, January 23, 2009
BROKEN momma
I am bored and I want my momma back the way she was, I want to play tug of war!
not a nurse
'vie
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Dear ME! Again!
Dear Silvie,
My 2legged smells like honey and flowers. It's awful. I wish she smelled better. (Maybe like beef or cheese?) Is there any way I can fix it?
Sincerely,
Suffering with Stinky
Your 2legged is not very smart, (I can tell because she gave you a stupid name) so this might be tricky... I suggest leaving chewy bones in your 2legged's bed. They smell like beef already, right? So, if your 2legged snuggles up.... voila`. Beef-scented 2legged.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Napping 101
1. Find a lap. Preferably momma's lap.
2. Make sure your favvvvvv Sobakawa neck pillow is available.
3. Settle in and just relax....
4. Stay in cute mode so they feel compelled, obligated and absolutely bound to let you sleep as long as you want to.
Now, get really comfy... and surrender to sweet sleep..
No I do not snore
'vie
kkkk... just a wee bit of snoring, but it it's cute right????
5. Napppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Hi SHAZAM! Fingers or liver lips... you choose
Shaz, if your momma is too busy, I can hook you up with my auntie Robin. She is the famous Liver Lips baker. [addictive...] She bakes all that healthy stuff that tastes yummy and sells it to benefit my rescue group Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue. Moi, je suis a little partial to the apple cheese danish... I am cursed with a need for cheese... Momma if you are reading this, really it is your fault. You got me hooked on the apple snacks and the itty bitty pieces of cheese...
You should see people buy auntie Robin's stuff! The Hydrant keeps running out! Frankly I am all for snacks that momma is not stingy with. I mean how many hours of reading the ingredients can one dog witness before growing completely bored???
Oh, another thing, Shaz. Pic please, I want to see your pretty coat. It has been cold here too and don't think my momma has not taken shameful advantage of that fact. The woman has been dressing us under the guises of keeping us warm... because apparently in a car, one gets p-numonia [sounds wet and messy, ick] at temps in the 50s. Momma will use any excuse to play dress up. I am no fool. I will quietly chew up buttons, corners and such in a passive protest against clothes. 'Tis my lot in life, to quietly right the wrongs of 2 leggeds. To that end
Fight the power
'vie
when one has no liver lips... one chews fingers...
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Smelly DAY
Hello world. Momma said she had a burst of energy today. {I always thought she sat too close to that fireplace... I hope I don't catch it.} Obviously that burst thing did not really hurt her because she has been going going going like a crazy lady. She cooked and baked and cooked some more. She said she'll be resting next week. Hmm. Heard that before. We shall see.
But what I want to talk about is the smells. Here is the thing, I don't mind the fact that momma cooked a lot and baked a lot. I love it when she cooks (food for me). What I mind is the order and combinations of smells ... I mean... really... banana bread and spaghetti sauce????? Bread and Roasted coffee beans? Challah and chicken soup??? Really? Is there some rule in 2legged world that precludes cooking and baking with logic?
I would have considered starting the day with the smell of Challah and coffee... Those two go nicely together! In fact, I would like some now. That spaghetti sauce would have worked out well with the smell of fresh pizza and even with the smell of the pepperoni bread! The baked bread would have been ok with the chicken soup... and the banana bread could have been a stand alone, like the last thing to be baked. I really would have liked that sequence of smells. But that is not what I got. I got a cacophony of smells which ...did not make a lick of sense (that I didn't get to lick or taste).
Wendy told me 2leggeds don't have the most developed sense of smell. I can attest to that. At least they could learn to be more considerate of those of us who are scented! I don't even know what to beg for. My nose is all confused!
all snuffed out
'vie
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Virtual March
We need to get our message across. Mr President are you listening??????
'vie
shout the message!
Squeaker TRANSPLANT
While the exact cause of Shaken Toy Syndrome is still unknown (Note from silvieon2: maybe it's shaking?), the symptoms can be devastating. It results in the permanent silencing of the squeaker. (I'll pause so you can gasp in horror) It is bad. After all, what is the point of shaking your toy unless it squeaks back at you?! It adds to the experience. It generates its own excitement.
But. Or should I say BUT. Momma did something very shocking. She looked at squirrel and carefully turned him over feeling its belly and tail for it squeaker... then, she put on her glasses [aha she needs them now to see close up... she is getting old...I bet she's like, 6 years old or something] and she went to her sewing kit. To my shock and amazement she said she would perform a transplant. The magical momma had a whole bag of squeakers! OMG I wanted that bag sooooo much! But she keeps it safely tucked away... dang...
What followed was not pretty... There was cutting open, stuffing being taken out and put back in... old squeaker being removed... and new one being put in... and sewing. Lots of sewing. Stitch stitch stitch... snip stitch.. snip... and you know what?
MY SQUIRREL NOW HAS TWO SQUEAKERS!!!! The tail now squeaks! The butt also squeaks!
Ohhhhh I am soooo going to shake it for hours now!!!!!
on the warpath again,
'vie
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
BITE me
I promise promise promise this is just a game. Wendy would never hurt me. Sometimes she tells me to stop chewing her ear, but I know she doesn't mean it; I'm her favorite chewy toy too!
chomp, chomp, chomp,
'vie
Sunday, January 11, 2009
In JAIL
Ok, so here is the deal. First my house was quiet and all pretty with white and blue stuff everywhere and with a big dessert district.
Then it became full of 2 leggeds. It seemed like they kept coming in from everywhere. You could not take 2 steps without some 2 legged reaching out to give you belly rubs and pick you up and kiss you up. From the day before that big big chicken they call turkey to just about this week the place was humming with activities. But just after the Midnight thing with all the presents, 2 leggeds started leaving. First the "guests", then my human sister, then my human brother, the uncle Phil went home, yesterday the grandma put her stuff in a suitcase and left. I am so mad! I had just trained her to give me belly rubs on command. You know I gave her the 'zampina' [paw] she rubbed the belly.... Now she is gone. Momma said she went back to Florida. Who is this Florida???? Will this Florida benefit from my training of the grandma? Anyway.... Today the place feels deserted. Just momma, daddy and the 3 of us... Even dessert district has been reduced to dessert precinct. A mere shadow of its former self... I feel... empty... Before anyone reaches for me and sends me off somewhere, I have put myself in protective custody... self imposed jail... No way no how I am being sent off...
Got to buck that trend.
apprehensive
'vie
color me blue....
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Note to auntie Robin at White Cottage from JD
BUZZ buzz buzz some more
Make sure you make them bring you to the bash!
'vie
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
REPRINTED FROM: EMPHASIS ADDED
http://bermudabluez.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Real Ham Bone Warning!
This is just plain scary. We always think we are doing the right thing for our four-legged family members. We think we are purchasing treats for them....that make them happy. Apparently, the manufacturers of these products have other ideas. I think it's just disgraceful and I don't know how they live with themselves...selling products that could even potentially hurt an animal. Just awful. This warning is for dogs AND cats.
Cross post far and wide!!!!!
I would like to warn all dog lovers out there to be very careful about the dog treats that you give your dogs. Last week I bought a 'Real Ham Bone' made by Dynamic Pet Products of Missouri from Walmart. The label says it is made with '100% Food Grade Ingredients' and it isn't made from China. I thought that meant that this would make a good treat for my dogs. Boy was I wrong.
Trace, my dog, enjoyed chewing on this bone. It did not splinter or anything, in fact there is quite a large piece of it still left. Then in the evening she started vomiting. She spent the next day at a veterinarian' s office where she was diagnosed with a blockage of the colon. That night she endured a 4 hour surgery at Brandon Veterinary Specialists where the vet picked out small round pellets of the bone, up to the size of about a b-b. The next morning she was moved to Florida Veterinary Specialist critical care unit. Again in the evening she had another 2 hour surgery, because the blockage had caused poison in her body. She passed away at 4:30 the next afternoon.
Everyone who hears this horrible story immediately says 'Well that sounds like a lawsuit to me'. That is what I th ought also. Since then, I have learned that is not that easy to sue on behalf of a dog. The lawyers say a dog is a possession just like a couch. So, so far, all I have been able to do is write a certified letter to Dynamic Pet Products of Missouri. In it I requested my vet bills to be paid and their product to be relabeled or preferably removed from the shelf. I don't know if I will get a response. If anyone else has any ideas about how I may address this issue, please let me know at djurgens12@aol. com.
In the memory of Trace, please pass this email on to all of the dog lovers that you know. This type of bone is sold in all of the stores under several different manufacturers names. I would assume they all may do the same thing. Even if they don't splinter, they can cause a
blockage.
Posted by bermudabluez at 3:47 PM 2 comments
Labels: bichon frise, dogs, warning
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
CONSULTATIONS or YaYas
This consultation was about this spicy food called zighini. Momma eats it, my human siblings eat it and I eat it and it makes me puff. You know... I have to suck air because my mouth gets hot, but it is delicious. So, there I go consulting all over the place, again, for free...
Honestly, I need to get paid for all my consulting!
Sage moi
'vie
Buzz BUZZ
Now, I need to get a hold of the latest PICS of PIPER. I need for him to get adopted nearby, so we can visit... play... party and what not.... Looking for a family who deserves him.
Congrats Zigs!
'vie
RIP India
'vie
PS. We chose NOT to post India's AP picture because being remembered in a Halloween costume is NOT dignified.
Monday, January 5, 2009
An INVITE to my 2legged sis
Do YOU???
Thursday, January 1, 2009
I win!
*No pups were injured in the playing of this game; however, I killed Peggy Piggy 3 times right after.
eatin' my puppychow from a dirty bowl,
'vie