Monday, February 29, 2016

if you force me to watch endless hours of rag parades...






I am entitled to tell it like it is. No, no fondant, no icing, no sugar coating. I have to do this.  I have to focus on the most awful.  Hideous. Pretentious. Vile... outfit deserving of the dead swan award  goes to

Heidi Klum. and Marchesa.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2839872/oscars-2016-the-most-bizarre-unique-outfits-twitter-reactions/

Sooooo I am NOT alone. As rags go, this one was hideous.  Seriously, this is a Marchesa gown?

 Georgina Chapman , you really hate Heidi, right?  After this, you better show me some real changes in your judgment of Kini Zamora. You know, you usually whine that he is "old ladish" and "needs to edit" more. UGH Did you look at this ugly design? I bet you could have used your own advice on that thing before it left your showroom!  That "thing" has no redeeming  feature at all. Heidi, UGH!

So which one of you ran to the dollar store to get the two ugly fluff flowers????  You should have kept running.

If momma had even remotely contemplated putting something like this on, I would her ripped off of her and pushed her out naked!

It was vile, I screamed "Mine eyes, mine eyes" and I pretended to rip them out of my head and throw them to the ground.

And... Heidi I am harsh on you, because you have been abusing US for years!  Yes you have.

Here is my evidence: http://thecelebrityauction.co/wp2/cwitter-article/heidi-klum-in-versace-at-the-emmys-big-bird-fug-the-worst-look-of-the-night/

The fugly bottle brush dress! ugh! http://zap2it.com/2014/08/2014-creative-arts-emmys-best-worst-dressed-heidi-klum-kate-mara/

And the crotch fringe number... http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/heidi-klum-in-marchesa-at-the-2013-american-music-awards/

http://www.celebitchy.com/136080/globes_fashion_heidi_klum_and_the_rest_of_the_worst/ and this hankie draped mess...UGH!

How about that Fredricks of Hollywood wanna be horror... Yea the one that was just tawdry, this one:
http://www.laineygossip.com/(F(f))/Heidi-Klums-ugly-dress-and-shoes-at-MTV-EMAs-2012/Lifestyle/22632

Look here if you have doubts.... Look at all the evidence!  https://www.google.com/search?q=heidi+klum+worst+dressed&biw=1920&bih=945&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8pYDmmZ3LAhUNyGMKHQGRAhYQsAQIJA it is an endless parade of bad taste.

Enough already!

We deserve better. I propose that Heidi Klum be forced to a time out and that before she is allowed to violate our eyes again, she should go through a "PROBATIONARY" PERIOD. She should be required to get prior approval for any outfit she plans on inflicting on us from  Anna Wintour, Tim Gunn [put your differences aside guys, this creature is eroding at the taste level of America and it is not going to stop without intervention!]  and a random woman to be selected from the pool of qualified voters, 2 out of 3 must approve the outfit before it can be inflicted upon us.  What do you think?


I have woofed my peace and I will not be forced to watch again if she is in the line up!

'vie


UNRELATED TO THIS:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL LEAP YEAR BABIES OUT THERE, CELEBRATE IT!!!!!

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Black and white Sunday: What is THAT smell????

Four beautiful Bichons. And THAT smell.                                         OhMyWoof, THAT smell.

What is THAT smell?

THE Wendy caught that waft of something delicious. What is it??? She is going to sit and wait and enjoy it. Her mouth is watering, but that is the price you pay for smelling something new and delicious.



it WOKE me UP!
How can anyone remain asleep when their nose is being flooded with this smell?????  They can't!



JD says: "Well, you GOT my attention, now what?"


Cosmo is just trying to figure it all out. What is that SMELL???

THAT smell is sugo all'Amatriciana being made. Pancetta, guanciale... sauteing and filling the air with promises of DELICIOUS.

Says who?? Says whom???  What do you mean NOT for four leggeds? Momma woman, this is serious. Two paws serious!  I am not asking you to give us the "WHOLE" thing, [Mhhh that would be so great....epic even!] but we have to be included in the tasting! 

You want to irreparably harm our relationship? What do you mean how?  Read about it here: The Human–Canine Bond: The Evolution of Unique Social Skills Bobbi MacInnis, B.A MacInnis, B. (2007). The Human–Canine Bond: The Evolution of Unique Social Skills. Journal of Applied Companion Animal Behavior, 1(1), 28-33.

You don't have time to read that? Ok, then take my woof for it. You need to share, even a taste, but you MUST SHARE.  It is for the good of our relationship.

And it could be poisonous. We can be your taste tasters.  Or it could need salt or something! You know your salt meter does not work...

'vie, selfless to a fault, volunteer taster.

Sugar and Dachshund Nola  Thank you for hosting,
don;t you think we should taste or share even?

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Sepia Saturday: Time to go OUTTTTTTT!

Don't waste my time.

It is SATURDAY.

Daddy is all mine and I want to go out.

Get your rags on and forgetaboutit when it comes to "housedoing". I am feeling Williamsburg, lunch out, walking at Town Center, something FUN.

Hoomans. Priorities all screwed up. Hey you do know that you ONLY live once, right?

You can rest when the we watch the Oscars. Seriously, how much more passive can you get then?

Tell you what momma, I will talk the daddy into getting you one of those fried soft shell crab thingies you love, you forget the words dust, must, have to, blah blah...

We go out, we have fun, we come back exhausted, we will get all comfy and veg out watching the spanx parade  on the red carpet. It's a plan no?

Why did they settle on red for the carpet anyway? Makes no sense?  I would have gone with midnight blue. Stars shine better on a blue background.
                         

Think about it.
'vie





Earl and Ruckus, thank you guys for co hosting!

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Animal Emergency & Critical Care of Lynchburg VA HEROES OF THE MONTH!

Attention All Animal Lovers! Animal Emergency & Critical Care is donating (for free) our time & services to ALL the animals that were involved in the tornado today. Some of these animals will need additional care. Any donations should be made to these animals "go fund me" pages- to help with the additional care.
Our Thoughts & Prayers are with the families & their Furbabies!
Crystal Lynn Shull
17 hrsConcord
UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE: I CAN NOT EVEN BEGIN TO PUT INTO WORDS THE AMOUNT OF LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR THIS FUR COMMUNITY, ESPECIALLY DURING A DISASTER LIKE THIS. Animal Emergency & Critical Care of Lynchburg HAS DONATED THEIR TIME, STAFF, CARE AND EXPERTISE FOR BLAZE AND ALL OTHER ANIMALS INJURED DURING THIS TERRIBLE TIME. AGAIN, ALL OF HIS CARE HAS BEEN COVERED HERE AND THERE'S NO NEED TO FLOOD THEIR SWEET OFFICE WITH DONATIONS, WHEN THERE MAY BE OTHER FUR KIDS TRYING TO GET THROUGH WITH AN EMERGENCY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR LOVE AND COMPASSION FOR THE FUR KIDS OF THE WORLD. I'M BLESSED TO CALL YA'LL MY FRIENDS.
{ CALLING ALL ANIMAL LOVERS! } In reponse to my previous post: a family in the community has lost everything due to the tornado. As if that isn't devastation enough to try to take in, they discovered their walker hound "Blaze" suffered a broken leg during this disaster. Blaze has been taken to the animal hospital in Lynchburg. This family absolutely does not need this extra burden. If you can contribute in any financial aspect at all, PLEASE call AEC and let them know you'd like to make a monetary donation towards the care and recovery of "Blaze." ANY AMOUNT HELPS! If every person only had $5, it could go a long ways, so please don't ever let a small amount discourage you from helping. EVERY. LITTLE. BIT. HELPS! 



DO YOUR PART, PLEASE HELP
🐾💜

Thoughtless Thursday: Watching the path of the Tornadoes

We HAD to feel safe and warm. As long as we were on daddy, we knew it was all going to be OK.
Just for the record. We HATE bad weather.

https://weather.com/storms/severe/news/tornado-severe-weather-outbreak-south-east-coast-news

Prayers for our neighbors in Waverly.


'vie and family.






Thank you for hosting Thoughtless Thursday
 Ruckus the Eskie and co-hosts Love is being owned by a Husky and M.K Clinton




Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Wordless Wednesday: SHHHHHHH loving going on


Back away quietly please, you are intruding on a perfect moment.
Show decency and respect.
Allow us our privacy.

SCAT!

JD






Friday, February 19, 2016

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Sepia Saturday: Winter Styling




I will NOT sacrifice my sense of style just to be warm.  Not yet anyway. I am not as old as momma!


Thank you Ruckus the Eskie & Earl's World for hosting:



'vie

Friday, February 12, 2016

Practice makes PERFECT

kiss, kiss kiss some more

got to get it down to 

PERFECT

for tomorrow!


Are you getting ready for Valentine's day?


I am!

'vie

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Thoughtless Thursday: Pucker up, buttercup!

it's  coming!!!!!

The KISSING holiday

V-day!


in This house, we KISS- a lot

So, I have been moisturizing my lips in preparation .

Two leggeds do dry kisses lips smackers... you know?

Four leggeds, well we know that a good kiss involves a nice wet lick.
[Beards are delicious.- BONUS!]


Where or when does not really matter.
Who is watching means nothing!

Just KISS!!!!








So, there is nothing to think about! Get your mind set for it.












Thank you for hosting Thoughtless Thursday
Ruckus the Eskie and co-hosts Love is being owned by a Husky and M.K Clinton



LET THE KISSING COMMENCE!!!!

Mommmmmmmaaaaa where is my Capricci Perfume?????


'vie