I told Pinocchio a dirty joke and Pinocchio turned red!
You want to know the joke? Ok,
"the pig fell into the mud!"
Excuuuuuuse moi. what do you expect?
I am four years old!
Sad truth is... momma ate PInocchio. But she said she was only helping it fulfill its destiny.
Bichons don't ripen or anything do they?