Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Out of the tart


Get large dessert plate, spoon, caramel sauce, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, peanuts... and more caramel.  What do you mean why?

Somebody has to taste that thing, and all that stuff is what daddy puts on top of it before he eats it.  Daddy is not here.  I humbly offer myself as taste taster. It is a position full of hazards, but ... I am offering... because that's how I am, unselfish to a fault.  DOG forbid someone should die from eating an untested thing.

This whole line works very well when daddy delivers it. Awe. Too far? Nobody has ever died from anything you have made...

Ouch. She takes things so personally... Ok momma, I will be upstairs if you change your mind...

ILY momma

note to self... never combine the word death and momma's food.  Hope she takes her meds, they make her forget stuff really fast....

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1 comment:

bichonpawz said...

We really, REALLY want to come to your house and TASTE this stuff!!! We VOLUNTEER to HELP you!!!
xoxoxo Chloe and LadyBug

****That looks fantastic!!!