
Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane
For
MAYOR OF FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA
INTEGRITY, LEADERSHIP, LOYALTY
Momma! Look!!!!!! Poor little old me, being the youngest is always getting blamed for whatever ruckus is going on... I know, unfair, unjust and untrue.
It is never "SAINT JD". HA. Look! I was minding my own business. He sniffed me up! He pushed me and now I have proof! Next time I get accused of starting something... please refer back to this moment and re think who started it!
Vindicated
'vie
This was JD as a puppy...
I know, I know. She really loves us and to her we are and were beautiful from the second she saw us. But if I ever find a picture of her in diapers, or braces, or any of those awkward things you humans go through which seem to last forever [ehmm curlers], I am posting it.
No longer a baby-give me dignity!
'vie
Be careful . This plant makes you purple. So do not roll in the flowers. You get a bath, right away , ick....This one has thorns... and I tasted the flowers. Ick. And it stinks... And the 2legged love it. WHY???
Going under this big bush is not fun, you get wet, it is always wet under there, so... avoid it unless you are chasing public enemy no.1....
The "back corner"
On the other side of the fence there is a wild one... a LAB. 4legged and ill mannered. He is the source of grief and the object of much stalking by Wendy and JD. It is a territorial thing. You would not understand. JD and Wendy have assumed the job of back corner patrol- just in case... the lab does not know that this is OUR yard.. I hang back. I am what you would call "auxiliary forces". I join in only after a confirmed sighting of the lab.
I must admit, I love... "chillin" under the big magnolia tree.... Nothing beats a little shade and some breeze. You get flooded with smells, yummy, interesting smells from everywhere:
Others... just love sunning themselves. And.... after a full patrol, YOU do need to RELAX....
Owning my back yard!
'vie
Somebody remind me to lick him up in gratitude the next time he comes home. His head totally tastes like Doritos - but it doesn't turn your fur orange!!!
I also have an on2 sister. She is the other "tech" support consultant. She does a lot to guide me and teach me the ropes.
Thank God I can pay them in kisses, otherwise I would be in serious debt!. I use a lot of tech support!!!!
Well, tail wags and licks to both of them.xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
blog on, with gratitude
'vie
3. For all you markers out there, a fire hydrant or post every 50 feet.:)
4. Upholstery for everyone! Couches, beds, chaises, loveseats, recliners... etc. for everyone, everywhere! ('ti's the Bichon in me!)
5. Open scent bars so you can rub yourself on duck poop, dead fish, bird dropping etc and smell they way you want to anytime, without interference from 2leggeds. (I said magic)
6. Train the 2leggeds to come, sit, heel, go for walk, drive, fetch snack, belly scratch, cuddle. (like I said... magic)
7. All squirrels are an acceptable renewable resource for fun, food and chase.
8. Protected under privacy laws, are all forms of self expression that do not harm anyone. So licking oneself would be perfectly fine, anytime, anywhere.Sniffing anywhere any time is perfectly acceptable. Endless barking is protected as free speech.
9. All humans who deliver anything anywhere, have to accept the consequences of their territorial encroachment and stop whining about it. Yes, Mr mailman, that includes you, the pizza guy, the UPS and Fedex people... etc.
10. The following phrases have been abolished: "no" "leave it" "stop".
11. All drive up windows must serve palatable canine delights on demand.
12. Every single house must have superior grade wall to wall carpeting for butt rubbing.
13. Any tissue box must be surrendered immediately to any doggy wanting it, anytime, anywhere.
14.Play time in the middle of the night is ok and all humans must adjust.
15. No more waiting around! All refrigerator doors must be equipped with dog friendly handles.
16. No human lap can be empty for more than 2 minutes.
Well those are my initial thoughts, but it is a working list, what would you add?
Visionary
'vie