Saturday, June 28, 2008
Harness or Collar Poll RESULTS
Dior me
'vie
Thursday, June 26, 2008
No FAIR. (Simone that is)
1. It is a curly toy
2. It is a curly toy
3. Did I mention it has curly hair like mine?
4. big nose
5. did I mention the curls????
and he honks!
Really if you see 2legged Simone, tell him I miss him so!
Achy breaky heart
'vie
been BUSY
Hi y'all. I have been busy busy busy. I found a 2legged that sounds funny but knows how to play. He is so much fun I am hoping to keep him. Oh and he smells yummy. I heard other 2legged saying he is handsome. Hm. No tail, no curly white coat, but he does have great human hair curls. I do like him, and even though he sounds funny, the way he says my name makes my tail flip. :) You judge for yourself. BTW, his name is Simone.
Monday, June 23, 2008
DREAMS
Sometimes I wake up from a deep sleep and I have to reassure myself that I am home.
It is soooo great to be home. To be loved. To be safe and NOT to be cold or hungry.
I wish every 4legged could feel this. You know I heard a song about rescue?
So if humans know that rescue is good, why? don't they do it more?
Something you should know about Rescue Me Lyrics
Title: Aretha Franklin - Rescue Me lyrics
These sheets are soft,
humming to myself
'vie
Rescue me
Oh take me in your arms
Rescue me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
'Coz I need you, by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Rescue me
Come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
'Coz I need you by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Rescue me
Oh take me in your arms
Rescue me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby, take me baby, hold me baby, love me baby
Can't you see that I need you baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Rescue me
Come on and take my hand
Come on baby and be my man
Cuz I love you cuz I want you
Can't you see that I'm lonely?
take me baby
love me baby
need me baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely?
rescue me, rescue me.......
Saturday, June 21, 2008
dogtoids [factoids about DOGS]
- The canine nose works one million times more efficiently than the human nose.
- The average dog has 42 permanent teeth.
- Most domestic dogs are capable of reaching speeds of 32 km's per hour when running flat out but the members of the greyhound family may reach speeds up to 70 km's per hour
- The Lundehund breed has 6 toes and can close its ears.
- Dalmation puppies are pure white at birth.
- Chihuahuas are born with a 'molera', or 'soft spot' like a human baby, which usually closes as they mature.
- Dogs do not have an appendix.
- The only sweat glands a dog has are between the paw pads.
- A dog's normal body temperature is 100.5 to 102.5 degrees Fahrenheit.
- If none are spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their offspring can produce 67,000 dogs in 6 years.
- The Beatles song Martha My Dear was written by Paul McCartney about his sheepdog Martha
sharing knowledge
'vie
Friday, June 20, 2008
Mr Kaboing AND ME
Phewwww WE BAKED
See me tired? See the bread basket? WE BAKED! The sale is tomorrow so you better be ready to buy buy buy. White Cottage Residents are "spensive" to maintain.
So, remember! HUGE RESCUE RUMMAGE-A-RAMA June 21, 2008 8:30 AM to 1:30 PM Hickory Ruritan Club 2752 S. Battlefield Blvd. Chesapeake, VA Benefits Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue. Shop in air-conditioned comfort! Rain or Shine! Fresh baked bread, healthy, homemade dog biscuits! Over 20 families- unique Christmas collectibles, Household Items, books, videos, craft supplies, more!
Too pooped to pucker
'vie
Thursday, June 19, 2008
aweSOME
Dear Sunny,
I know, right?! In honor of your perceptive observation, I wrote you a poem.
There once was a poster named Sunny
Who recognized that Silvie is funny
So Sunny went to the bank
Got a check that was blank
And gave the rescue all her (his?) money!
Some of you may think it's in poor taste to use my art to solicit donation. Well poop on all of you. I really am very flattered. It's just that... I saw this.
I want to talk to you about what I saw when I came into rescue.
My life didn't start so well. I try not to remember most of it, but I do remember coming into rescue. It was terrifying. I've changed my opinion since then -- but back then I really didn't have a very good opinion of 2leggeds. I didn't think they were very nice. So I was shocked when the humans at the rescue... took care of me. They petted me. They brought me toys. I got to run and play a whole bunch!
There were also lots of other dogs. And they were nice too!
It makes me SO SAD. There are so many wonderful dogs out there that need homes, and I bet some of them are even funnier than I am (ha. okay, that's not likely). If you are considering adding a dog to your family, please don't go into that pet store; please don't buy from a puppy pimp (breeder). If you are having trouble finding that perfect pup to blog with, email me! I'll help. Really nice dogs come from rescues. I should know.
x-in' and o-in',
'vie
How do YOU tell them APART?
RIP Mimi LaRue Spelling
Mimi's biggest accomplishment was to make all people around her aware of rescue. While she was a pet store purchase, (unlike lucky me!) Mimi spent her life making people aware of puppy mills and rescue, and to that end, she donated all the profits from her garage sales to rescue. Mimi, you have done well, your human is now a rescue activist and your legacy of love lives on.
R.I.P. Mimi,
'vie
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
LiFe StriFe
First of all... LALA is not a Bichon! And second ... She is YELLOW! And third she is weird!
What really usept me was that I watching a very interesting story about Trouble Helmsley.
Have you heard that some 2legged stole 10 millions from Trouble?? Trouble's mom left him 12 millions. Some 2legged now took 10 millions. That is a lot of chewies! Why are they stealing from a doggie??? If they need money they should do what my daddy does. He goes in the car and then to the money place where the 2legged in the window gives him money and treats for us in a small envelope! My daddy would never take my money. (If I had 10 millions I would give him some!) It is sooo upsetting! Trouble you need to get a 2legged to speak for you. My 2legged family members do that. Maybe you should call them and then maybe I can help you hide your 2 millions so nobody takes it?
I want my own TV
'vie
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
My HERO award goes to Dr. Victoria Hampshire
THANK YOU Dr. Victoria Hampshire, the brilliant veterinarian and FDA safety officer who collected and analyzed the data on ProHeart6. Her work forced ProHeart6 manufacturer Fort Dodge Animal Health, (Wyeth pharmaceuticals), to remove ProHeart6 from the market.
Dr Hampshire's diligence unleashed the wrath of Wyeth. The drug giant retaliated against Dr. Hampshire by hiring investigators to discredit her by gathering information on Dr. Hampshire's home, her tax records and a her website. NICE going Wyeth! Profit above all?! So why stop at killing a few dogs, ruining a few humans... whatever it takes... IN THE NAME OF PROFIT... truly despicable. In the end... after much infliction of distress on our hero, she prevailed.
Speaking for myself, other dogs and my 2legged family, WYETH WE ARE WATCHING YOU. Your greed will be your downfall. The real question for America is: If Wyeth can't be trusted , should America buy their products? http://www.wyeth.com/products
HAIL HAIL DR HAMPSHIRE, You are a HERO!!!
****** ProHeart6 is back on the market! Tell your 2leggeds that you don't want it!*****
A big fat raspberry to the FDA
'vie
NEWSFLASH
THIS IS FOR MY RESCUE! Silvieon2 is baking bread and I am supervising! :)
Things I am CALLED
Monday, June 16, 2008
on the DUMB sign poll
Sign me farklempt....'vie
Sunday, June 15, 2008
doing the BOARDWALK
Saturday, June 14, 2008
NIRVANA
Thursday, June 12, 2008
DRUMROLL please (Part 2)
Well, it took long enough, but it finally happened.
The mama found my hidden chewy! Problem is... she washed it! I had hidden it so carefully inside the duvet cover on the bed. I checked every day and it was still there! Wendy and JD didn't find it. Honestly, it was such a great hiding place. JD smelled it but but could not figure out how to get it it. I was SO smug.
Then, this morning... disaster.
The mama decided to change the duvet cover. (She does this, she does this a LOT! I mean as soon as you get used to one, there is another one on the bed.) I have no idea why... Has to be a human thing. You get all your good smells on something and they go and take it away. Does anyone know why that is? Anyway. The mama came in, peeled off the cover and threw it in the washing machine. You guessed it. My chewy went for a spin in the washer. It also went for a tumble in the dryer... and finally fell out when mama was folding the cover to put it in the closet. I was there, ready, waiting... anticipating. I mean I have never had a machine washed machine dried chewy before! I snatched it up as it fell out only to have mama take it from me to see what it was. Well, she did give it back after muttering "How did that get in the laundry?" I pretended not to hear her, took my chewy and walked off. A few observations:
a) My chewy is softer now.
b) The good smell is almost gone and it smells more like sheets.
c) The chewy is very white now.
d) While I am glad I have my chewy back- IT IS NOT THE SAME!
I sacrificed for my audience. Someone owes me a chewy!
"I've been cheated.....when will I be loved?"
'vie
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
The ART of the beg
The far away beg --best used when what you want is far from you.
Slowly let out a sigh... Make them pay attention to you. Make a weird noise that will get them to worry about you. ;) BUT DO NOT MOVE. Do not respond when they call you. MAKE THEM COME TO YOU. You are using their anxiety to get your way.
The close up look with the implied question:
"Are you NOT going to share that with little old me???"
Notice the eyes, the look of dejection, the implied pityfulness.Hold your pose! Do not get distracted, maintain eye contact.
Done correctly this pose taps into their guilt.
Very effective with 2legged females.
<~~~ This is an advanced sitting and glaring pose. Fluff yourself out, own the pose. Feel the sit. Ground yourself into the position. Once you lock your eyes on the wanted target HOLD IT. Do not lose contact. JUST focus. Make them feel your want.
Very important: Do not wag your tail (you are trying to be taken seriously here). They have to earn a tail wag.
Notice the perfect extension and line on the neck and the pouty lower lip. Now that is how a pro does it! Find a mirror and practice!
You are bringing out the "awe" response, the guilties and the cuteness factor.
This is the standing soft touch. You need to be gentle, insistent and again... focused!
A Master beggar knows that the key to this pose is to underplay it. Almost as if you do not want to be felt or seen. (ha ha)
Make sure only one paw touches them. Do not make sounds, do not wag the tail, just touch and focus.
Make sure that the non touching paw is bent. It adds to the cuteness factor, makes you more puppylike and it helps your balance.
Mastering this pose will get you noticed!
Finally the grandaddy of the beg poses. Do not try this until you have mastered the other poses.
This is the full on standing beg. Mastering this will get you a reward just 'cause it's a hard pose!
Caution, don't use this pose too frequently. The last thing we want is for 2legged ones to expect us to walk on 2 all the times!
Look at the eyes- locked on the target. Look at the lower lip, pouty, ears back, paws out.... perfection. This is a lethal pose. It kills the No No and insures a YES every time.
Works very well with 2legged males.
Well good luck, and practice!. Let me know how it all works out for you.
As the BegMaster says: "Be one with the beg"
'vie
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
BYTE this
CHICKEN BREAST JERKY TREATS.
Step one. Have your 2legged one open the fridge and take out the chicken breasts.
Step two. Tell them to slice the chicken breasts into thin strips;
Step three. Then tell them to lightly season with some salt and toss.
Step four. Place the strips on a non-stick or greased cookie sheet- Mama likes her silpat for this;
Step five. (and this is the longest step!!!!!) bake in the oven at 180 degrees overnight or for several hours during the day - it will be jerky when done!
Step six. Let the chicken cool before placing in plastic bags; and freeze some for later.
Step seven. The most important step! Feed some immediately to your Bichon taste taster. If they are not available, feed me some!
Step five took so long I fell asleep waiting for the treats!
But when these treats are done they scream BYTE Me!!!!
Remember, you are what you eat!
'vie
P.S. These are SAFE, healthy, low fat and....delicious!
Monday, June 9, 2008
hot VIDEO
Puppy OWNS? German Shepard?
Nahhh little dog plays with with big dog!
As a proud dog I can assure you these guys are JUST playing! I know. I have done the same thing with JD and with Wendy. We love playing the teeth game and scare all of you 2 legged ones, BUT it is ONLY a game!!! See the big dog is belly up at the end with a ball in his mouth! That is PLAY. Do any of you know the phone number of the cute little guy? I would love to give him a call and set up a play date. :)))
Sunday, June 8, 2008
PHILOSOPHY 101
One of my infrequent readers (and you know who you are!) accused my blog of not offering enough substance. Hellooooo I am a puppy! But in any case I apparently have way more going on in my little brain than some of the 2legged ones...
I am a rescue dog. Keep that in mind. Ok. Look at this sign.
Dogs are people too.
Even with the most benign interpretation, the sign is simply wrong. Assuming the intended purpose is to inspire better treatment for dogs, the sign is marginally acceptable. But humans are not always nice to other humans and some of them are very mean to dogs. So giving dogs human status is not really a compliment. Some of us see it as an INSULT. If you want to elevate us, you could say: DOGS ARE GOOD PEOPLE TOO. Why not compare us to Louis Vuitton purses or Bulgari jewels? No one ever mistreates them! You get my point. I will accept "Dogs are good people too" because that qualifies it enough. There are GOOD people. I met lots of them at the Bichon Bash and many of them were accomplished petters.
(Ehmmm is this deep enough for you yet? Need a floatie or are you sinking in the sea of existential philosophy yet?)
Well in case you need to ruminate on this a little longer, you absolutely need the qualifier, "good people" because otherwise you are left to ponder the following:
If dogs are people too...do you know any canine Hitlers? Any canine Dahmers? Vicks? I don't need to add to that list to make my point. To my knowledge no dog has ever done harm on the scale that some 2legged ones have. And before you throw in my face the occasional dog bite, mauling. etc. let me remind you that more than likely a human taught that 4legged to be vicious. Or a human "bred" it to be vicious. We act out of instinct and fear when training fails. Training is YOUR responsibility. You took that task on when you decided to domesticate us.
So, I am now going to ask you all to vote on whether the dumb sign stays up or gets fixed or it comes down. Or you can tell me why it should stay up.
I think therefore I am...
'vie
DRUMROLL please 2
Friday, June 6, 2008
My taste in LITERATURE
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
PONDERINGS
Sunday, June 1, 2008
He had it COMING
"He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
[Chicago]
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You know how bunnies
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bunny Fru Fru
Bunny liked to squeak.
No, not squeak. SQUEAL. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and i'm
looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's Bunny layin'
on the rug squeaking. No, not squeakin'.
Squealing'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You squeal that
tail one more time..."
and he did.
So I took him in my mouth and fired two warning bites right into his
...into his head. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` "He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
[Chicago]
Velma....aka 'vie