"hahahahahaha!!!..Somebody should SERIOUSLY be a comedy writer, my favorite blog Silvie you are hysterical!!" -- Sunny
Dear Sunny,
I know, right?! In honor of your perceptive observation, I wrote you a poem.
There once was a poster named Sunny
Who recognized that Silvie is funny
So Sunny went to the bank
Got a check that was blank
And gave the rescue all her (his?) money!
Some of you may think it's in poor taste to use my art to solicit donation. Well poop on all of you. I really am very flattered. It's just that... I saw this.
I want to talk to you about what I saw when I came into rescue.
My life didn't start so well. I try not to remember most of it, but I do remember coming into rescue. It was terrifying. I've changed my opinion since then -- but back then I really didn't have a very good opinion of 2leggeds. I didn't think they were very nice. So I was shocked when the humans at the rescue... took care of me. They petted me. They brought me toys. I got to run and play a whole bunch!
There were also lots of other dogs. And they were nice too!
It makes me SO SAD. There are so many wonderful dogs out there that need homes, and I bet some of them are even funnier than I am (ha. okay, that's not likely). If you are considering adding a dog to your family, please don't go into that pet store; please don't buy from a puppy pimp (breeder). If you are having trouble finding that perfect pup to blog with, email me! I'll help. Really nice dogs come from rescues. I should know.
x-in' and o-in',
'vie
Dear Sunny,
I know, right?! In honor of your perceptive observation, I wrote you a poem.
There once was a poster named Sunny
Who recognized that Silvie is funny
So Sunny went to the bank
Got a check that was blank
And gave the rescue all her (his?) money!
Some of you may think it's in poor taste to use my art to solicit donation. Well poop on all of you. I really am very flattered. It's just that... I saw this.
I want to talk to you about what I saw when I came into rescue.
My life didn't start so well. I try not to remember most of it, but I do remember coming into rescue. It was terrifying. I've changed my opinion since then -- but back then I really didn't have a very good opinion of 2leggeds. I didn't think they were very nice. So I was shocked when the humans at the rescue... took care of me. They petted me. They brought me toys. I got to run and play a whole bunch!
There were also lots of other dogs. And they were nice too!
It makes me SO SAD. There are so many wonderful dogs out there that need homes, and I bet some of them are even funnier than I am (ha. okay, that's not likely). If you are considering adding a dog to your family, please don't go into that pet store; please don't buy from a puppy pimp (breeder). If you are having trouble finding that perfect pup to blog with, email me! I'll help. Really nice dogs come from rescues. I should know.
x-in' and o-in',
'vie
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