Oh world, are you ready for a shock? Wait until I tell you what happened.
My house is filled with an insanely delicious smell. The kind of smell that make my mouth water to the point of leaving puddles.You know, I have a pretty sophisticated palate. Momma has exposed me to the best cuisine and I know my way around everything from lobster to zighini, from pate` to caponata. I consider myself a gourmand. So, impressing this girl is a tall order when it comes to food.
But I have to hand it to Rachel Zoe. She did what Bobby F. could not do. Last night as we watched Rachel, momma said: "OMG I have not had baked salami in years!!!" Rachel served it at a picnic. Wait, baked salami? I have never had that! I was intrigued.
Well, today, momma got a hold of a fab kosher salami which I would have gladly eaten "raw".
She sliced it, sort of... Fanned it is more accurate, covered it with apricot marmalade and orange zest and baked it. OMD. TO DIE FOR smell .... TO DIE FOR taste... OMD why have I not had this before???? Heyyyy come back here. Why am I not allowed more than a taste? Why???
Calories schmalories, just hand it over. Fine, I will bark until I get some.
Hey, it is my birth right. I want some more baked salami, and dip it in that grainy mustard... you know, you should make those pretzels knots and serve them with this... DE................LISH!!!!
Rach, are you thinking what I am thinking? A Rachel Zoe fashionable cook book???