The Wendy: "I don't know, but I am scared to death. You know she is dressing us for the Bash on Saturday. And... she has some sort of black schmatta that is supposed to be her costume".
Silvie: "Ugh... she has a costume? theme???? what is it with her and "themes"? Well look before we go bonkers, we need to know what the atrocity will be. So, you go take your usual hiding spot under her chair with your butt hanging out and I will go investigate. Wish me luck"
Come on, take it out of the package...no. OMD. NO NO NO NO NO... the ugly stripes are on the costumes!!!! Woman are you insane? Horizontal stripes? I am going to have to go on a juice cleanse just to put that stupid thing on and not look like a continent! Hours of watching Rachel Zoe, Stacey and Clinton, the two Brits and you learned nothing???? In which universe does a female want to wear horizontal stripes... ever??? What the @#$%T!@! kind of costumes is this?
Prison wear???? If I had thumbs they would be down my throat and I would be tossing my cookies. Really, come on, you really don't expect us to wear this in public... at a Bash, in front of our friends? Do you understand the depth of humiliation you are inflicting on us? And where is your stupid striped costume?? Oh no stripes for you. ...how convenient. your costume looks like...a judicial robe? OMD, did you steal it from daddy??? No? It's really yours? No wonder the legal system is in the toilet. I am having a conniption... no I am having discomfiture, neurasthenia, call DR Klemm! I can't go out on Saturday!"
The Wendy: "Wait... if we lick button 1 on the phone, that calls daddy! Can we call daddy and tell him that the old gal has finally jumped the track? Maybe he can talk to her....let's lick 1!!!!"
Don't bother calling Dowi...she is dressing like a dinosaur of some kind with horns... [yea... for realsy, on purpose even] and Adam... he is also doing some sort of costume... they are infected with Halloweenitis...
Stripes...OMD... we have been pigs...skunks, pirates, fairies, angel winged...chef hatted...what is wrong with this woman??????
Halloweenitis is a horrible disease.... horrible...
*ABP is an all points bulletin... cop lingo for we are telling everybody on you.