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Friday, July 15, 2011

I am only the kitchen help....

yea yea, rye bread, but where is the butter, who cares it looks pretty, where is the butter???
Look, you want to impress me, you have to go a long way...Maybe you should try slicing  some corned beef so I can taste it and make sure it's good. You can taste the rye bread.
What do you mean the corned beef is not ready?  I am smelling it all over the place!
I have been working my tush off helping you today. I am the second alarm. I think you should pay me in corned beef. Layers and layers if corned beef! [not gum], Now that's way better than dirty paper.

 

Brr. Death on a tray. Really they should have separate kitchens for stuff like that. I don't care humans love that caca. What do you call this poison anyway?  Triple threat brownies.
Lovely... it even has a menacing name.... You know, if you make sugar cookies, I can help you taste them....

Ha. I am not  afraid of auntie Robin, she is not even here.

So... when is the corned beef coming out?  When do I get paid?

I need a union rep....

'vie

2 comments:

bichonpawz said...

We would like to ask if you need assistants? Your place looks and sounds like a place we would totally love! Xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

silvieon4 said...

We can always use the help, but we need to get unionized. This woman cuts corned beef so thin you can read the paper through it... You should have seem the huge stockpot she had going. Soup is ok , but the bones, beef and chicken in it, now that's what I am talking about...