Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dear ME! Again!

I got another letter asking for advice!!!!

Dear Silvie,

My 2legged smells like honey and flowers. It's awful. I wish she smelled better. (Maybe like beef or cheese?) Is there any way I can fix it?


Suffering with Stinky
Dear Suffering,

Your 2legged is not very smart, (I can tell because she gave you a stupid name) so this might be tricky... I suggest leaving chewy bones in your 2legged's bed. They smell like beef already, right? So, if your 2legged snuggles up.... voila`. Beef-scented 2legged.

Oh, and if your 2legged finds the chewy bones and removes them, don't worry, you can just put 'em back.
chewy 'vie

1 comment:

bichonpawz said...

We already do that!!! We put stuff in our mom's bed all the time! And she doesn't know it yet, but we have a whole stash under the bed!!
Hugs from Chloe and LadyBug, the Bichon Frises