Sunday, January 25, 2009


I saw momma's stitches today and I am MAD MAD MAD and I showed everyone how angry I am by killing the rope toy. First of all, why stitches? Who broke her?? I want names! Second, just a couple of words to the 2legged that sewed up my momma! You bad bad man! Are you color blind? Even I know you are supposed to use matching thread! When momma fixed Effie and Peggy Piggy she used pink thread cause they are PINK. When she fixed Brownie she used brown thread 'cause he is brown! What is wrong with you? You used BLUE! My momma is NOT blue. Does she look like a SMURF to you? And no, being short does NOT make you a SMURF!!! And your stitching is NOT neat and clean like momma's. You are a BAD stitcher! Someone needs to take away your needle. Momma told me it is OK. She says she is healing and feeling better and she even went with us to see Vera Wang at Carelot, but Vera was not there. But I am still mad. If I get my opportunity, the cutter and the stitcher will both be in need of stitches and I am going to make sure they use icky colors threads on both of you!

Nobody messes with my momma

1 comment:

bichonpawz said...

I hope you are feeling better by now! And thanks so much for your kind words on my blog!