some hoomans seriously need to get a LIFE

Dude, I am with you... Your Hooman needs to get a life. 
 Throw him a stick or something... Path.... ethics...

Hmm did you have your assistant wait in line for that or did you pull a Kris Jenner?

Are are you people sill putzing here, don't you have a line to get into?  I need one of those!

 'vie

Hey, Chris, baby, can you ask for six phones?  I still need one.