Tuesday, September 25, 2012

For REAL?



OMD. I have no woofs for this. I am just in shock.

Is NOTHING sacred to you hoomans? Must you interlope on everything? What, were the thumbs not ENOUGH? How dare you try to capitalize on fluffitude and tail? Look, I get it. How great is having a tail? SOOOOO GREAT! SOOOOOO SOOOOO GREAT! BUT... You are stepping on OUR territory. Back off jacks. You are now coming off as some kind of pervert. 

And FYI... it looks as artificial as the "acting" from that "actress" who as Dorothy Parker would have said : "She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B." Sorry, I am not really mad at her, but ewwwwww... how desperate for attention do you have to be to wear THAT? It gives tail a bad name. 

Shivers.
 'vie 

PS, if you really don;t know how to spend your money, a. send it to me, or b... ehhh Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue. Neither choice will make you feel stupid and both choices are far more intelligent than that...fake tail...


2 comments:

Marshmallow said...

OMD is right! This woman is just sad. She's a wannabe and we should feel sorry for her--she's obviously starved for attention. She may have a tail, but it's not nearly as glorious as ours and she does NOT know how to work it!

Anonymous said...

Hey Silvie, Jet here.

Certainly an icky Tasty Tuesday, BOL!