How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?
Boxer
Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Labrador Retriever
Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?
Golden Retriever
The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?
Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.
Cocker Spaniel
Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Australian Shepherd
First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Rottweiler
Try and make me.
Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!
Border Collie
Just one. Is the wiring up to code?
Old English Sheep Dog
What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!
German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Poodle
Do I look good in the dark?
Dachshund
You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!
Bichon Frise
That is why we have human staff. Bark once, they will figure it out . They will change the light bulb.
So.... how is that funny???????
I mean.... 2 leggeds have fingers and with fingers come responsibilities... no???? The Bichon is right. Humans have that responsibility!!! Like VOTING...
'vie
2 comments:
Hehehehe, JD is soooo funny! Great joke (did you make that up???)
I had to add the Poodle and the Bichon. The joke was told to JD by a friend, but JD thinks his delivery is the best....
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