Wednesday, September 9, 2009

JD tells a joke?

How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?

We love dogs.  And they can be so funny. Read funny dog jokes.


Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


It isn't moving. Who cares?

Labrador Retriever

Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?

Dog Jokes and Funny Dog Quotes

Golden Retriever

The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?

Jack Russell Terrier

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.

Cocker Spaniel

Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Australian Shepherd

Dog Jokes for Kids

First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Try and make me.


Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!

Border Collie

Just one. Is the wiring up to code?

Old English Sheep DogWe love dogs.  And they can be so funny. Read funny dog jokes.

What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!

German Shepherd

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


Do I look good in the dark?


We love dogs.  And they can be so funny. Read funny dog jokes.

You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!

Bichon Frise

That is why we have human staff. Bark once, they will figure it out . They will change the light bulb.

So.... how is that funny???????

I mean.... 2 leggeds have fingers and with fingers come responsibilities... no???? The Bichon is right. Humans have that responsibility!!! Like VOTING...

Did you vote yet?????



Honeygo Beasley said...

Hehehehe, JD is soooo funny! Great joke (did you make that up???)

silvieon4 said...

I had to add the Poodle and the Bichon. The joke was told to JD by a friend, but JD thinks his delivery is the best....