Monday, March 29, 2010

To all White Dog Cottage Residents.

Rest assured that plans are in motion that will deal with mallards and such permanently.
Our own civility has bound us to attempt a diplomatic solution. However parties have been informed that if the talks fail, we shall proceed with actions. Clearly boundaries have to be respected and sovereignty must be recognized.

Further, a back up plan has been formulated and our operatives will implement such at the earliest opportunity.

Momma, do we have any ham?
What kind of cheese goes best in an omelet??

Back to White Dog Cottage. We are fully aware that the message must be received by Bill Duckley and Feather Ducklear. It is being delivered.

Rest assured.


Marshmallow said...

Hmmm, I have an idea. Ducks are birds. So are chickens. Chicken is yummy!! So ducks might taste good too! That would solve all your problems! Just a thought.

silvieon4 said...

Oh you think the extra mirepoix I had momma prep was an accident?