I am not really sure what was expected of us, but given the whole lack of thumbs thing, I do believe we put in our time to the best of our abilities.
First of all, greeting and meeting is not as easy as you think. People expect you to maintain your cuteness factor no matter what it is being said to you. That is very difficult. Imagine keeping your composure while someone is offering your momma money to buy you! AS IF. I wanted to bear teeth and growl, but. I am a professional. You see my expression? Totally hides what I was thinking.
I managed to keep it together. And you can't just look bored. You have to "engage". This is me engaging. As you can see, while I take my responsibilities as rescue ambassador, very seriously...
Other 4leggeds... just don't. This is what we call "crossing the line". Kissy Face Wendy is at it again. I was so embarrassed by her behavior. She saw uncle Phil and she lost it. And not in a good LOST way. No mystery, no drama, just her usual throwing herself at uncle Phil.
Someone had to do it! After all there are boundaries and etiquette and all that. Do you ever see Kim K do this?
Ok, bad example. But she has a contract and they can't cancel her series ... we don't!
Back to work! Meet and greet! Keep your tongue in your mouth!
Oh life is hard at times.
I really want momma to have a FAQ
sheet: NO we are not for sale. EVER. No we are NOT related. No we do not get bleached. NO, we did not get "bought" we are NOT chattel. Yes, she and our family and friends
can tell us apart! And of course: WE ARE NOT POODLES!
we put in our time. Now all that is left is
to pick up our pay check. Momma,
when does that happen??
working for da man is hard!