It seems to take for ever and a day for my 2leggeds to get going.
It is Saturday!!! I was promised a walk and I expect a walk. Leash and all. None of those pseudo walks either. I want a real walk. One that affords me the sniffing and seeing and socializing that I deserve.
No, I am not bored. I am simply giving you the eye.
So go put on your whatever you need to wear to walk and let's do it.
Blah blah blah. Cold? Put more clothes on. Old age? Really. Work it out,
Yea. don't forget your tissues. Your nose does get drippy.
It takes you 12 thousand times longer to get ready than it takes me.
You should reward the restraint and patience I am showing with something. How about going over to the lake? Your usual excuse won't work. There are no bugs now. It's too cold! How about the playground? Hey that mulch was not my idea, and yes, it is sticky.
I got it! Let's walk to Shirley's house. She has those pretty bird houses I like to look at. Maybe we can see Spicy or Asia? Groan. It is not nuts to want to be outside.
So ... are we?? I am waiting.