Friday, August 1, 2008

Silvieon4: THE FAQ


What does the "on4" mean in Silvieon4?
It refers to the number of legs I have. I see you only have two. Unfortunate.

What breed of dog are you?
I'm a Bichon Frise.

How old are you?
GASP! A lady never reveals her age. Unless you bribe her. Give me some toys and we'll talk.

You are very cute. Can I adopt one of your puppies?
NO! I'm fixed. And it's weird to ask someone for their children.

Can I adopt you?
Uh, no. I have a family.

Isn't it hard to type with your paws?
I use voice recognition software.

I'm thinking about adopting a Bichon, any advice?
We require tons of love and attention and we're pretty high energy. Sitting still is just not an option! But if you give us toys and rub our bellies, we'll love you forever. It's true we don't shed much, but we do have allergies of our own. We're also prone to knee problems and can be stubborn. I know I've said this alot, but the best Bichons come from rescue. So check out petfinder.com to find a pup near you. (Oh, and if the high energy thing scares you, look for an older dog. They are just as loving but they tend to be calmer.)

But you're so cute! How could you end up in rescue?
I know!!!! I'm freakin' adorable. I don't like to talk about it much... Let's just say that some very bad people listed me for sale on the internet because they didn't want me. Hard to believe, I know.

Silvie, I'm a puppy. Any good toy suggestions?
Hello puppy! Very pleased to meet you. I suggest a tissue box. 4leggeds usually keep them in the house just waiting for us to play. Grab one and get to it!

Why do you hate squirrels so much?
You really have to ask?

Do your siblings get jealous that you have a blog and they don't?
No, they don't mind; they have other jobs. Wendy promised to blitz with me if I let her write a post. So you'll definitely hear from her soon.

Do you like reading comments and letters?
I LOVE IT. Really. You are all so smart and funny and nice! (Except for you Lucky. You're a cat)

What if I have more questions?
Please post a comment or email me. I'd love to answer them!
protect and serve!
'vie.

Sigh. Answering questions makes me sleepy.



1 comment:

Mama B said...

Ooh! Nice interview!
Love,
Shazam (and yes, public enemy number 1 too)