Dear Uncle Keith and Uncle Phil.

I know you have been with lots of cupcakes.  Mostly like the ones like these above.

cup·cake

ˈkəpˌkāk/

noun

1. 1.

   a small cake baked in a cup-shaped container and typically iced.

   
   

   Good. Delicious. 

   
   

   
   

   
   

   Now I do have a question for you. Are you ready for more? Because, I can hook you up with something
   EXTRAORDINARY. Yuh. I am talking more than kəpˌkāk.

See them side by side?  The starred paper cupcake... next to...  a deep, dark, delicious  Callebaut chocolate gateau [cake to you] filled with a soft cheesecake center, oozing vanilla, and topped with a cream cheese frosting and a white chocolate accent. [Yes I could sell ice in Antarctica and sand in a desert... it's one of my many talents, what of it?]

If you are ready to elevate your addiction to a new level... I think you need to come on down to the open house...  Come early, I only have 12 of these... Yea know, it takes a special palate to go beyond the ordinary and into the extraordinary. No timid palate can handle this. Nor the consequences of forever knowing that they do exist in momma's kitchen.

Oh what should you ask for?  BLACK BOTTOMS. Trust me on this.

Sooo, uncle Keith,  uncle Phil, will I be seeing you? 3-6 Saturday at 

'vie