I know you have been with lots of cupcakes. Mostly like the ones like these above.
See them side by side? The starred paper cupcake... next to... a deep, dark, delicious Callebaut chocolate gateau [cake to you] filled with a soft cheesecake center, oozing vanilla, and topped with a cream cheese frosting and a white chocolate accent. [Yes I could sell ice in Antarctica and sand in a desert... it's one of my many talents, what of it?]
Oh what should you ask for? BLACK BOTTOMS. Trust me on this.
Sooo, uncle Keith, uncle Phil, will I be seeing you? 3-6 Saturday at