See, that's what is wrong with monopolies. What we need is some serious competition for you. Then maybe, you will get more customer friendly.
Auntie Robin promised me a Bash and guess what Mother Nature... we will have a BASH tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow and don't you dare pull one of your stunts.
We have all the goodies and the big surprise all ready. All the White Dog Cottage residents are looking forward to raising $$. So, get your priorities straight and stop the acting out!
Is Mother Nature hooman? For sure she is not a Bichon. But no matter, WE ARE READY for tomorrow!
You better be ready too.