Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I swear it's true- Post vet exam
"I swear it's true, -Wendy tells Silvieon4- Momma took me to Dr Klemm. Then he touched me all over, even on my belly! And then, then the weird happened. They took me for a walk and followed my around telling me to tinkle and then they tried to steal the tinkle! I swear! I paw swear!"
"Ewwww- Silvie on4 says- But why? Why do they want your tinkle? That is so beyond disgusting. Two leggeds are the most bizarre creatures, what do they do with your tinkle? You know... they got their own tinkle, I have seen them do that. Why do they want yours?"
Wendy continues:"Brace yourself... the blue clothes told momma to follow me with a ladle to get a clean "catch". I am not making this up! I am not eating soup forever if I see a ladle coming at me. And then they let me go... But they did put me on that scale thingie and for some reason momma was happy. Last time momma was a mess. She cried after I got scaled the last time!. Whatever. This time she was happy? I did nothing different! Hoomans are weird.
"Are you going to give them tinkle? Please don't, you do then they will want it from me! You know I hate anything like that!"- Silvieon4
"Listen, I am baffled and I am not cooperating. I don't think it's healthy to allow them to be this intimate with our bodily fluids... I am almost ready for the couch with the man and the pointing doll. You know the guy that asks you to show him where the nasty man touched you....But I have to be honest. Dr Klemm was not that weird. Momma is far more weird and inappropriate in her touching... and wiping... Oh, did you get a delicious meatball? I did, momma gave it to me".-Wendy
"Mhhh I think you get pilled. I got nothing... momma slipped you a pill. I am sure of it!"