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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Halloween Picture-- proposed letter to momma

Dearest Momma,
          Thanks to the talents of one Rambo Pepper, we think we might have found a perfectly acceptable solution the customary unpleasantries that befall your Hollow's Eves festivities. 

           We accept your NEED to celebrate this holiday in grand style. We have seen you dust off your best broom for the occasion and don your best rags and face stuff. And in the spirit of celebration , we understand that you have some emotional need to see us participate in your rituals.

            But momma, dressing us as pigs, skunks, inmates, fairies, pirates, floozies, or bees is NOT an acceptable reality. So... we know you are very fond of pictures, and we think that this masterpiece as assembled by Rambo is absolute fine art and we think it should suffice to fulfill your celebratory needs. Sincerely...


JD, Wendy...is it formal enough? Wanna tweak it?What do you think of the pic? I think it's great. Hopefully the little woman will love it enough to leave us alone... 

If you have any other ideas... clue me in.  I saw some demented packages on the bed... two princesses and one knight costume.... I think... she hid them as soon as she realized I was in the room. I am itching already!

'vie

2 comments:

rocky-dog said...

I hope that your mama appreciates the work that Rambo did for you guys. I have to admit, there is one very good thing about mama and me working in a Costume Department.

Mama HATES dressing up for Halloween and she refuses to subject me to costumes -- for which I am ever thankful. Sometimes though some of the crew people have tried to put a costume on me -- they turned me into a dog statue

silvieon4 said...

Yes, I have tried the statue trick, but momma is relentless...