Like I am stupid. Or like I am NOT supposed to notice. I was watching momma upload her pictures from today's WHS luncheon and suddenly something struck me as ... funny. No, not as in ha ha funny. Funny as in is that a man???? Was there a man attending the luncheon????? OMD. And to that, almost like an afterthought momma said, "Daddy went too. There were two men in attendance."
Oh???? Now WHS allows men? Ahh it always did. So. Basically the only ones not allowed are four leggeds. How pawsitively species-ist.. Is that even a word? Well, what do you call people who discriminate based on species? I am so hurt. And I thought you loved me momma.
Hmm. I smelled your breath, salad, roast beast... bread... iced tea. Nothing special. Still... where you go... I should go.
Momma said that this is not France. Then we must move! Where is the state of France?
Sigh. Wait, I just heard momma talking on the phone. Ohhhhh WHS is planning something. Something for two and four leggeds....????? What do you mean you will talk later????? Now woman, spill it now!.... Drats.... she is going to spend time with the
sucker upper ....vaccum drats and double drats....
I think I should get my own white hat just in case....
'Vie darling, your whole BODY is a white hat. You should get something in a nice pink or a stunning red, so you stand out and everyone can see how special and important you are.
First I must get through the door... then I will make MY entrance. Do you think Vera Wang could whip up something for me?
Honestly I don't think any of those women are old enough to drink
Foley... they are well preserved and finely aged... LOL
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