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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Daddy's girl


Seven simple rules for being daddy's girl:

1. Act as if he is the ONLY 2legged in the world any time he is around.

2. Whirl wind tail is in order at the sight of him. No side to side wag.

3. Pay attention! Do what he asks the first time he asks. He will be so grateful you are likely to get rewarded immediately and later as well. Two leggeds seem to have a decent memory. [except for momma who has a convenient memory... but the shrink's couch is presently occupato, so we shall table that discussion for later...]

4. Anticipate daddy's wishes. This is goes beyond compliance. This takes skills. You know his routines, so ... jump start them. You would not believe how appreciative the daddy will be.

5. Eyes on him only, sit properly and tilt your chin so your "disney eyes" show, you know, just enough white to make the black pop.

6. No matter what goes on around you.... KEEEEEEEEPPP TTTTTTHOOOOSSSE EEEEEYEEES ONNN HHHHIIIIMM.

7. Remember, MAINTAIN THE ILLUSION- he must believe, feel, think, breathe and revel in the fact that you are DADDY's Girl.

It is all about acting the part.

Try it. Results guaranteed.

back to working the daddy...

'vie

2 comments:

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

Aww, you are the best "Daddy's Girl"!

silvieon4 said...

Thank you, I work at it for sure! I have to. The Wendy is a shameless man flirt!