Saturday, February 5, 2011

Dear Mr Winter

Mr Winter, you have had one incredible season. You have shown off your talents and imposed your coldness and shown your power all over. Nobody doubts your skills and your abilities You have reduced global warming to some fiction that is dimmed by the light reflected by the snow banks all over. We bow to thee. Your work is done.

You , Mr Winter are mighty and powerful. You now deserve a rest. You have earned a long rest.

Feel free to go and leave us to our own devices. Still cold out there?

Ok, let me try a different approach. Mr Winter, you are turning out to be the guest that overstays his welcome. In case you haven't heard this from anyone else....WE are TIRED of the wet and the cold and wish you would just go.

I want to go out in my yard without getting muddy, or wet. I would like to see momma wear dresses and strappy sandals. I would like the pool to be open and I would like to sit by the french doors and bask in the sun. I want to to to the boardwalk and not feel like the wind is going to blow me into the ocean.

So... go rest Mr Winter, let me show you out. Be safe, travel well, ta ta and all that rot, ciaooooooo



bichonpawz said...

Very well said! Let's hope he listens! Xoxo Chloe and Ladybug

Kolchak Puggle said...

Gee, I hope that works. My yardis awfully muddy right now and I hate being wiped down before Mom will let me back in the house! Mr. Winter - LISTEN TO 'VIE!

Marshmallow said...

Amen! And in my opinion, he doesn't need to come back next year either!

Anonymous said...

haha... nice try!! I don't think he's gonna leave till he's good and ready:(