In the momma's mailbox... the ads reads as follows:
"Have you always wanted to have the perfect pet? A cute, loveable animal without the mess. That's what-----------are. These adorable sleeping puppies and kittens appear life-like, you can even see them breathing in their cozy beds. They now feature even softer fur than before that makes them look and feel like the real thing. They are huggable and loveable and maintenance free. They are also hypo-allergenic and come with a lifetime warranty. Each --------- comes with a plush pet bed, a collar with pet tag, a brush, and a adoption certificate. Each puppy or kitten requires 2 "D" Batteries (1 is included). ----------- make great gifts for any one of any age. Pick your ----------- today."
Are you kidding? Are you NUTS? What an effrontery! I should get you... fumigated, yes fumigated! Perfect pet my paw. Want to see a perfect pet????? Look at a Bichon. ie. MOI!
Of all the insanities. A cat with a battery habit. Clearing my throat...
if you need this toy.... fine, I suppose. It's a free country, but don't you dare call it the PERFECT PET! Only a Bichon is entitled to that description because that is what we are.
This THING will not and cannot ever love you back.
VIGILANCE. Check out your puter, if you see that ad... DELETE it. It has no relevance, it is inaccurate and.... may I say, offensive.