Happy B day to my 2legged brother. I forgot.
And what does one get a 2 legged? I mean you don't wear a collar, you don't eat chewies... hmmm. Do you want a toy? I am not playing with Peggy Piggy anymore. Do you want her? How is this. When you come home, we will make momma take us to one of my stores and you can look there for a toy or two, just in case you want to give one to some sweet 4legged who loves you very much. Just in case, you know?
By the way, I do miss you, well actually my tongue misses the taste of doritos!