In the past I have channeled Rachel Z and done my fashion review.
Today, I am going to ask Rachel Z to take the day off. Go eat a pie. I promise you it will get you mega press coverage. Do it. I will cover the Grammy fashions for you and award the BA-nanas and the brussel sprouts.
Here we go:
Lady Gaga. I am taking exception to all those who actually reviewed what you wore as F A S H I O N. You wore a prop. A designer designed prop, but a prop. Cool,very sci-fi and totally designed for you to steal the show. Mission accomplished. BTW- Ick on the hoof like shoes. Really UUUUGLYYYY. But you don't get the BA-nanas. Those are for true fashion. Was the whole thing itchy? It looked itchy.
On the same topic, the following people tried too hard and missed the mark.
Tip: you cannot out Gaga -Gaga. Get it? Get your own schtick.
So, none of you count either: Nadeea, Ciara, Sun Ho, Imogen Heap. Ms HEAP wore a parasol and a broken cone collar around her neck. Wonder what she was chewing off that they put a safety collar on her...
The Brussel Sprouts go to:
Jennifer Lopez: What happened? Scarlett put Grannie's lacy curtain back where it belongs!
Brittany!: For so many obvious reasons. Less is more applies to jewelry not actual fabric.
Heidi Klum: Boooooorinnnnng. Sooooo blahhh, not put together, more like thrown on. Maybe this new mommy is tired?
Miley: Time to invest in a personal shopper. We can no longer forgive transgressions of youth.
Fergie: KILL it , it's slithering all over the place.
Ke$ha: you have proven that not all that glitters is gold. A bit tarnished? Too too..too.
Snookie: Hot purple mess in booties. Horizontal lines are NOT your friend. Size up!
Beyonce: hated the geo-couch inspired overly worked dress.
Travis Barker: You did not even TRY. PS you are the only male mentioned in this fashion grammentary.
The BA-nanas! In no particular order....
Lea Michele, Katy Perry, Jennie Garth, Colbie Caillat, Keri Hilson, Jennifer Hudson, Pink, Hillary Scott and
If I did not mention you, it's because... you simply did not bleep on my radar. Sad. Mrs. Urban...
you did not even bleep.
Taking a deep breath, I love my white curls. Always fashionable and always appropriate.
Ciao Rachel Z