Thursday, February 25, 2010
lost and FOUND
If the dirty paper is left on a side table, it is abandoned no? I should be free to take it and play with it. It is an extremely smelly paper and I think that it would be a ton of fun to shred.
So why is it that my 2leggeds got so bent out of shape when I reached for it?
2leggeds can be weird. Possessive about the strangest stuff. And MAKE UP YOUR MIND! If you leave it out in the open, you must not want it. If you want it, bury it. Have you learned nothing from watching us 4leggeds? Why do you think we bury our chewies under your pillow, in your couch , inside the shoe... get the idea? Out of sight? Safe? CLAIMED. Not in the open. Abandoned.
Just follow protocol. And for the record, I did nothing wrong, YOU DID. Keep your stupid smelly paper, I am pouting now.