Momma, I hope you miss me a little. I miss you a LOT! I miss my cappuccino foam every morning, I even miss how you wipe me down after a walk. And. I am a little mad at you for leaving me. Make that a LOT mad at you. So where did you go and why?
Giving you the benefit of the doubt. I blame the Dowi. She took you. But when you come home, you are not going to even go to the bathroom without me. I am getting tired of waiting for you. Do you miss my kisses? I miss yours.