The Denver post reports a story about a peanut sniffing 4legged. HOLD IT!
My 2legged sister is allergic to all tree nuts. I need to learn how to sniff them out for her. Mommmmmmma get me alllllll the nuts that my Dowi cannot eat. ALLLLLL of them. I need to sniff and learn and sniff and remember and detect... I have a great nose! I could be a service dog! I would have to be with her 100% of the times. Even when she is at work! Ohhh, this could be really fun. She goes out a lot you know. I will need a new wardrobe, new travel bowl, new collars, new toys...
Mommmma I need to get trained, call auntie Robin, I need phone numbers! STAT!
How can I ever be a hero if these 2leggeds don't give me an opportunity???