Tuesday, November 1, 2011
The UPSIDE of cranky
So, in classic transference momma is pinning her anger from PPSPT on "DA MAN" and continuing with the transference theme, she is taking a stand against DA MAN by abolishing costumes... Before I forget, does anyone knows this dude she calls DA MAN? He must be a puppy miller because he evokes the same kind of rage out of momma. My advice to him.... dude stay out of her way because she out to snip parts of you that are conventionally NOT snipped. That's all I am going to say. I like my life.
Post declaration, we had a great dinner. Interrupted only by the demands of the sticky fingered poison seekers in various get ups which soon became all too familiar... princess, vampire, cowboy, yawn, mummy ...penguin [?!] cool, and of course momma's favorite... Captain Kirk. She loved that costume. [Trekkie...]
I must say. You do gain a different perspective when you are not engaged in your own personal fight to survive the costume. You do become a critic. My apologies to all I criticized... [ehm capt Kirk] But enough of that.
Daddy, I am sorry you were not here last night. I know you love this holiday and you love organizing your full size poison bars to hand out to the kiddies. I know this is your holiday. I think the kiddies missed you, but really as long as this new Sheriff is in charge, momma is not doing costumes. Don't be sad daddy. Think of it this way, you did not miss anything! :) But we ALL missed you. A lot.
It occurred to me that these SPANX thingies could be used as THE reset button. You know, any time momma gets unreasonable a quick peak at the pink horrors would bring back the PPSPT feelings that caused such wonderful rebellion and transference. Let's not forget that transference... So... maybe I should locate them and stash them. Bring them out when I need the desired effect. I know, Macchiavellian of me. But then again, one must use what one has on paw.... it if called maximizing opportunities.
I do have one question. What is the purpose of the horrid pink SPANX? I don't mean the unintended consequence, I mean its original intended purpose. Smooth? Smooth???? !!!! Seriously? And that is important why? Stop. I want to preserve the fantasy that you are an intelligent woman.