Watch out for momma. she is armed with a brush, a comb, sore sort of spray and... bows!
EEEEEEK I don't want want to get fluffed out. I want autonomy. That means I want to be left alone. She has been on a quest for two days now and I am almost ready to say... send me to Blue Haven because at least I will get 2 rides out of that and a treat or two and Miss Margie is nice.
Momma thinks I should sit still for her while she "tries" to fluff me out.
Here is the deal.... Momma... I am not some "project" you can attempt. I don't mind having the professional go at it, but you are not that person, you are momma.
Please, somebody give her something to do so she is busy and not bored and I can be left alone...
I am taking refuge in nonna's arms while keeping my eye on the momma... I can and will bolt, IF I have to.
Amateurs, their ambition exceeds their talent.... always