My past posts have included fashion commentaries on the like of:
Emmy's fashions :Ba... nanas & BRUSSELL SPROUTS
and now... of course, I have to channel my Rachel Zoe again and subject my beautiful eyes to the vicious visual assault that purports itself to be fashion. Ehmm In the past, I tried taking the high road. I tried the full implementation of that old adage... "if you can't say something nice..." and ignored the offenders. I had hoped that they could learn from that gentle approach. But nooooooooo...
Since you chose to put yourself on full display , I as the public have a right to comment. If I feel you were a visual assault on good taste, fashion and common sense... I am going to say something here and now. Maybe this will result in a better learning experience for you... so "Ethel, buckle up 'cause this is going to be a bumpy ride".
Brussel sprouts go to:
Katie Holmes... what was that??? Did you recycle? How many burlap bags was that anyway? Uninspired. Common... a let down. You have your own fashion line... right? Hmmm
Aretha. You need a new stylist. Too too too...and head to toe metallics are NOT your friend when you look like R2D2's grandma...Same goes for Linda Lavin and Bernadette Peters...
Jada ... kabuki... is a theater form, NOT a style inspiration!
Cate... you got into the aluminum wrap! Are you full defrosted now or were you headed for the freezer? Eat something, you look ... emaciated!
Ricky Martin... you need to shave. Seriously. I just did not look beyond that face
Jon Micheal Hill... It was a bet you lost, right? Why else would you pair that shirt with that tie?
Just about everyone else. You did fine. BA NANAS to you! Yes Lea you were fantastic. [She needs that reassurance] Scarlett... dab some cover up on that tattoo, it is a bit trashy.
Ok, I am now done.
always in style, white, curly and cute