Friday, August 31, 2012
AIR PETTING is a bad trick: TRY THIS ONE DOWI!
I am going to shock you now and tell you about a horrible behavior my hooman sister tries to engage in.
Yup, Dowi... I am going to out you. Brace yourself. You have it coming. AIR PETTING.
You have no idea what I am talking about? Mhhh???? Air petting... This is where she pretends to be petting me while actually "stroking air" about a quarter of an inch away from my body. She creates the expectation of a great rub down and then watches me as I try to wait her out...
I mean.. Oh heck, what's the point???? Just to torture me?
So, I have learned... she gets one minute to get over it, then I walk away and will not even look at her. Air petting is NOT ok. I will not tolerate it.
Dowi, you want to engage in "tricks"? Try this one!
I would love to know... from this puppy...dude, how many treats a day do you get that way? Can you teach my hooman that trick?
Here is hoping Dowi reads this and ....evolves beyond air petting???