The woman gets bored easily and has to constantly be "amused" by her food. [I am shaking my head here... No, I don't get it. I want the food in my mouth. That's the level of amusement I require. Not her. There has to be some ... motivation [????] to actually make it and eat it.
Go figure hoomans. Call me when you have that answer.
Until then, get a load of what the woman has been working on.... and then do tell me if I am right to wonder if she has lost the grip on that tether of sanity which is now floating away like an illusive butterfly.
The "proposed menu" as she calls it, mirrors what passes for television these days.
Heinz Mad Men Baked Beans [I know momma... these will NEVER make it in her mouth... never ever]
Franch dressing [Breaking Bad of course....] with crudites she will sniff it and pass on this....
Jim's special Grilled Cheese for PAM
Hot In Cleveland COLD Hot Dogs with a vodka chaser
Legend-wait for it-ary MacLaren's Pub style Buffalo chicken wings
Dr Sheldon Cooper's special spaghetti [why????]
Drop Dead Diva pake real recipe even...
"Zerts" Waffles served with a rake plain or topped with whipped cream
Walter Bishop Rootbeer Floats
all eaten while wearing Food Themed Pjs...
No. I am putting my paw down on this one. This meal is not up to standards. It is a bad joke... it is a heart attack on a plate. AND I AM NOT WEARING Food themed PJs...
This menu is a BUST and I am walking away with a look of total, complete... EWWWWW!
Thinks she got the message?