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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

I have a hunch...

I am watching momma getting dressed and I have a hunch... that today she is going to a WHITE HAT LUNCH. How do I know? Mhhh It's the hat, the make up and the get up.

I am not stoopid.

Last night she put a pink shirt on me because I was scratching myself silly. [I was really scratching myself out of some itches.] I have "lergies". You know ...allergies to some sort of grass. Momma medicated my itches and then put a shirt on me which I tolerated only because she put on a shirt that matched mine. We were the PINK girls. We were kewl. But now, she does not match anymore. So I know, she is going somewhere without moi. And I suppose she expects me to behave while she is gone.

Right. Here is what I say... "Revenge is mine sayeth the righteous!" Muaaaaaaahhhhh!!!Unless. Are you prepared to cut a deal... Well woman? I would like my own doggy box. No, not a doggy bag... a doggy box. Order an extra lunch for me. And none of you weird foods either. I am thinking something yummy. Something worth being alone in this big house with just The Wendy and JD while it rains outside... Being at the mercy of ...the house. Suffering in air conditioning on couches and beds and pillows which do not offer the warmth of human digits or the belly rub that should be available. Sure, you look at this and think I will be comfortable, that I am in the lap of luxury. But honey this is one lonely lap and I need YOUR lap. So, I am prepared to forego my rightful lap for about an hour, ok ok , two hours. But it will cost you a doggy box. 

Should you fail to return with the bargained for doggy box... there will be consequences. Understood?? 

BTW, the dress is ok, The bracelets... not so much... Just MY humble opinion...
'vie

[she embarrasses me sometimes... she has a matchie matchie tendency...sooooo old fashion.]

11 comments:

NanaNor's said...

Hi Silvie, I'm sorry you are so itchy, hope the cream helps. I wish your momma would have taken a pic of you both being matchy-matchy. Also I think you should have taken of pic of her before she left. Hope you are staying cool as a cucumber inside.
Noreen & Hunter

Jeanne Pursell said...

We would like to see the two of you matchy-matchy too!! Stay cool 'vie and hope you get your lunch!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Marshmallow said...

Well, did you get your doggy box? I know how you feel. I want my mama to stay home so I have a lap to sit on and someone to rub my belly too. It's lonely here. Ricotta had surgery so he's in the hospital--so I don't even have him to play with. Prince just wants to snooze.

silvieon4 said...

Marsh, what's up with Ricotta? I am so sorry to hear he is the hospital! My best prayers and get well wishes are with him. Please give him a wag and a lick for me.

silvieon4 said...

NanaNor, You can see that woman and get up in the White Hat post. The lotion helped a lot and we DID NOT GET a BOX!

Marshmallow said...

Ricotta had a small bladder stone in a place where it can cause big problems in a boy's plumbing. I don't know what that means, but that's what mama said. So instead of the hospital, we should have called a plumber? I don't get it. Anyway, he's fine, but will have to stay there until Friday to make sure everything is "running as it should" I know he will be thrilled that he got a wag and lick from you!!

silvieon4 said...

Marsh make sure they tell your momma what kind of stone. Apparently one kind needs long term antibiotic to go away forever and diet has no effect on it. Poor Ricotta. Daddy says ouch. Boy parts...I will make sure momma forwards you what we have on bladder stones. [the rescue collects lots of great info... so let me know what kind and I will get them moving here.]

Marshmallow said...

the stones are calcium oxylate. He's had this surgery twice. Thank your momma for the information!

silvieon4 said...

http://dogaware.com/articles/wdjcalciumoxalates.html

start here.

silvieon4 said...

Home cook ----NOOOOOO RX diet home cook...

silvieon4 said...

Marsh e mail me a phone no or e mail address

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