Keeping your language skills updated so that you understand your two legged is really a full time job. Do ya know what I mean?
This week I made a list of the "new" terms/phrases de jour which are being sprinkled liberally in everyday speak. Knowing what they mean will give you insights into your two legged and help you managed them. So, here is the list you need... read over, internalize, use it...
flimsy floozie "female with low self esteem and no opinion of her own"
tiger blood "some component of pseudo courage" Generally the higher the tiger blood count the lower the IQ.
Going Charlie "acting on delusions of grandeur"
On chief "what has been said is true".
selling wolf tickets "acting tougher than you are"
going Whoppi "talking out of stupidity and ego"
selling the Buick "tossing your cookies..."
selling it "convincing someone"
select "choice, special " or in my house it means a bite of something delicious hiding a nasty pill... so avoid anything "select".
semi fresh "having an understanding and respect for one's own clothing style" Not matchie matchie, more like effortless chic which means.... HOURS of planning the stupid outfit.
the Senate "refers to a dominant female in a relationship" I personally think veto power is wonderful.
7:30 "going nuts"
SGTM "sounds good to me"
Pillow lust 'being so tired that one lusts for a pillow"
Hangry "what you become when you are hungry and your food is late"
Internest "The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on your i pad, lapt top, kindle etc" aka my pillow fort!
Paper GPS "this paper thing they call a map" Don't chew the stupid corners, it makes momma go 7:30.
Shatner Commas "Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines" used when humans are trying, to, make, some, stupid, point to, SELL IT to you.
Gate Rape. what TSA does to you at the airport
PHOBAR "Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition"
Memory Hole "Where all inconvenient memories or facts disappear to" Thank you George Orwell...common malady of politicians.
Anywho, this should help you get along with your two leggeds and now ya know what I mean!
'vie
1 comment:
Those are very useful terms that help with my vocabulary. I have been trying to get female dogs to be called lollipops because the word bitch has become mean. Spread it around if you please.
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