Sunday, November 25, 2012
I am starting to look over WISH lists
It apparently is called a "slayer". Weird name for an espresso maker. But, I am looking strictly at the "foam potential" and I am down with that. I love foam.
Apparently, they require a large chewie exchange to liberate a slayer. More than seven. I have to bark JD and the Wendy into kicking in their chewies because...on my own I just don't have enough.
You know, I heard momma say that it takes a lot of scratch to get this slayer thingie. Scratch we've got! Why didn't anyone tell me before that scratch was an acceptable trading currency? If I eat anything with chicken I get itches enough to produce scratch for days! Just how do you deliver the scratch? Do I have momma take pic of me rolling around on the rugs? Do I measure it by the about of time I spend scratching? The number of things I have to drag my itches over? I need details!
You know, in the spirit of giving, I am willing to give up some scratch to benefit the families effected by Sandy. I would like to donate enough scratch to get chewies for all the four leggeds effected and how about super soft plushy, warm yellow duck slippers that squeak for all their hoomans. I saw a pair at the store that I really loved. They were loud! Mhh I suppose. JD is wolfing about sizes. Ok, I can see the possible issue. Momma is suggesting donation via the Red Cross. Ok, ok, we'll you know, you could join me and make a gift thought the American Red Cross. They must have all the sizes in stock. Problem solved! Call today and make your donation!