Sunday, July 11, 2010
Really momma? You bring that thing home you better be prepared to tell the universe I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND.
Not JD. Not The Wendy. ME ME ME.
Hmmm, putting it back? So, you want our relationship to be kept on the down low? It's OK with me.
Just trying to spare you that trauma, that's all.
That is what a BEST friend would do.
What are you talking about? Stop it. Why are you calling my daddy a monster? Well, he is the only one with green eyes and he is not a monster and I don't know anything about any green eyed monster!