Momma, I know you are busy, so I took some time to look at what I would really like for my birthday gift. You know my birthday is coming up, like in a month or so... So, to make your life easier, I "pre" shopped for you ... for me. All you have to do is click and enter your credit card info I my birthday present will be all taken care of?
I know this will make YOUR life easier. I do love you, you know....
and you get the littly piggy too!!!!