Can I has IT?

I have no use for the dude.... he gives me the icks, BUT my birthday is coming up and I would love the itty bitty GIRAFFE as my very own pet. Please? Momma can I have the baby giraffe????

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{ YES! THEY DO TOO EXISTS!

The Pygmy Giraffe

Among the smallest of all mammals the Pygmy Giraffe lives in the lush grasslands of the Okavango delta, Botswana. Standing a mere five inches tall, the pygmy giraffe uses its long neck to reach the very tips of the grass plants, where the most succulent seeds are unavailable to other pygmy African mammals such as the micro-buffalo and the pico-kudu.

Pygmy Giraffes have leathery lips and tongues to allow them to deal with the toughest of vegetation. They also have unique, paisley markings that allow them to hide among crowds of hippy tourists when threatened by meerkats.

It is unknown whether the Pygmy Giraffe is endangered as they have proven to be unusually difficult to count. However, most authorities agree that the pre-colonial population density of 25 per square metre is far higher than at the present day.

Crypto Zoology is NOT real???? Drat..... Never mind.....