Saturday, May 29, 2010

I knew it!

The bushy tailed rats have a training camp! I knew they were getting training somewhere!!! Tank, did you know about this???? Rocky, we have to mobilize! You would not believe the damage the bushy tailed rats did to our gazebo! But now I get it. Their "agility" is the result of training, oh boy does mean that we have to train as well???? I don't schivtz! I am Bichon. I am royalty. Even if I would agree to "train"... I would have to do it in an manner appropriate for my station and ... breed.

The bushy tailed rat ... has the advantage of commonality... You know what? I don't think we can beat them at that game. I think we have to use our God given higher intelligence... and OUTSMART them.

I am thinking strategy.

I am thinking...


rocky-dog said...

ugh! mama and me watched this with a mixture of horror and fascination! Who on earth has set up this terror training camp?? How do we keep others of their kind away from us?? How can we possibly prepare for the coming war!

Hmm, maybe I need to check in with some bichon friends who do agility. Ugh, maybe I'LL have to start doing agility. Noooooooo, that's way too much to even comprehend.

I may simply be a lowly (yet handsome) shop dog, but I CAN rise to the occasion and help seek and destroy this evil scourge.

OTOH, Callie and Maddie do seem to really enjoy routing the fuzzy tailed rats. I may have to seek their assistance.

Thank you for ferreting out this evil, Miss Silvie

yours truly, Rocky

silvieon4 said...

Rocky you are no lowly anything. You are BICHON. And what a handsome specimen of Bichon at that! As I have reflected and calmed down, I have started assembling an arsenal to deal with the bushy tailed rats. Stay tuned. You will see.

bichonpawz said...

This is an outrage!!! We MUST defend against these hairy terror critters!! Count us in. We will help you in ANY way we can!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug