Saturday, April 10, 2010
No- I am pouting
I refuse to have my picture taken. I WILL NOT be seen in this get up. You think I am kidding? Think again.
Mad is mad. I have had enough.
Look, may I suggest you work out your clothes related issues in your shrink's office. Oh? You don't have a shrink? Not yet? Hmmm. May I suggest you get one on retainer?
Seriously momma. You are turning into one of those 2leggeds. You know the kind. You are just about 2 shades away from having blue hair, red cheeks and seasonal sweaters. And... soon you will dress up your toilet paper in doll's clothes, your broom will have some apron like covering... and your food processor will wear a sombrero or something. It is a slippery slope momma dear, a slippery slope and you done slipped. So pick yourself up and think about this. Do you want to go there??? Hmmmm???
you know who.
your formerly loving... 'vie
PS. Prosciutto? Would I do this for prosciutto? OMG. Are you trying to bribe me?
How much prosciutto are we talking about anyway?