Tuesday, November 17, 2009


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From the Desk of: Alhaji Bunu Farouk.


By legislative resolution reached on 10th November 2009 following the complaint and petition received by the Office of the President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (ALHAJI UMARU USMAN YARADUA) from foreign beneficiaries over the non-payment of their claims, this presidential commission on fact finding and foreign payment was inaugurated to release immediately all the payment that have received approval like yours.

We are pleased to inform you that we have verified every aspect of your payment and have submitted a written report to the President of Nigeria, the House of Senate and the Federal House of Representative sub committees on Finance and Foreign Payment. We are going to transfer your payment upon receiving your confirmation because we are confused on which account to make the transfer into as we received a Scotland Bank Account details from this man whose passport photograph appeared below claiming to be the rightful beneficiary thereby contradicting your earlier account detail in our data bank.


(1). Did you at any point transfer your right of ownership to one MR. THOMAS G. HENDERSON, to claim and receive the payment on your behalf? (2). His claim was backed with a “Deed of Agreement “in his favour thereby indicating the fund destination to the following account. Account name: THOMAS G. HENDERSON, Account No: 01028732 Bank Name: BANK OF SCOTLAND, Swift Code: BOFSGB2S are you aware of this?

You are required as a matter of urgency to confirm the legitimacy of the above claim and the reason for such change. In event you did not authorize such claim, please confirm to us immediately by way of application for contract payment stating your authentic account details, contract number and amount for the authentication and normalization through the above E-mail. All letters must be attention to the Chairman of the Commission ALHAJI BUNU FAROUK. You are required to submit this authentication before the transfer will be effected as we are bound to recognize THOMAS G. HENDERSON’S claim and release the payment if we do not receive your submission to this enquiry as quickly as possible.

Chairman of the Commission

Thank you "Alhaji Bunu Farouk" or whomever you are. I needed the laugh. Sorry to inform you that while I found your note "entertaining" and flattering... {Hey I got my very own Nigeria scam e mail!!!} The only thing it compelled me to do is laugh and delete. Oh yes, I has a split second there where I wanted to do some heavy duty editing, but then my tail got itchy and I chose to invest my time in a good scratch. You know how that goes. Now, for your info, that whole bit about one being born every minute, only applyes to 2leggeds. So... you might want to delete me from your mailing list. Chump.

too wise

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