Once upon a lovely sunrise
Awoke a pup who wanted cheese fries
She stretched and yawned and curled her toes
Then rolled and scratched and twitched her nose
"Lamb? again mom?" she stomped her feet,
"Cant we try a different treat?"
Nails clicking and clacking on the hardwood floor
Silvie danced near potatoes mom got at the store
"Fried to a crisp and covered in cheese,
Then topped with scallions, oh mama please!"
"Silvie, cheese fries are not healthy. At all. They have too much fat and sodium for a little puppy. You need vitamins and protein if you're going to grow properly. Plus, I don't even think you can digest all that dairy. You know, there is a reason everybody calls you 'Stinky'. Now, I'd be happy to cut up some carrots for you. Or how about some yummy green beans? You really need to start eating more yogurt. It's good for you."
Then, in a wrinkle, her little nose was able
To lead her around to the head of the table
And as soon as she got there, she widened her eyes
because there with her daddy was a plate of cheese fries!
"Could I taste just a nibble?" she practically sighed,
Tilting her floppy-eared head to the side.
Did it succeed or was it a failure?
Silvie would like to tell you but her belly is too full of cheese fries to continue this rhyming thing.