Dear DISCOVER,

You are showing some great taste in graphic design.  But... Have you gone far enough?  I really think that I should have my own plastic.  With my name on it and everything.  [Say 100,000,000.00 chewie limit?] but I really would like it to feature a Bichon picture that would be.... say closer to my heart?

Mhh. Here is an idea, since it would be MY card.... how about one of my pictures?  like... this:

or this....

or this....

or even THIS: A card with a worthwhile message!

Seriously, I SHOP!  Ask the momma!  I was raised properly, I know how to fuel the economy.

Now, Discover, don't you think this is a brilliant idea? Call me.

'vie